“Yeah, well. I’d like my boyfriend to not have any more stab wounds than he already has.”
“And both of my friends to get along would also be wonderful.”
“I’ll be fine so long as he can keep a civil tongue. I can’t promise we’ll be besties, but for your sake, I’ll try to be… less volatile.”
“However, also please inform him that if he crosses me, I’ll use the medical knowledge that I’ll soon posses to give him a premortem autopsy.”
Source: bandaids-and-teddy-bears
“Oh. Well, um, I could talk to him about it. If you want?”
“I mean, whenever he pops up. He usually just does that out of no where so.”
“If it will help you sleep at night. I can hardly mourn a friendship that was never there.”
“I… I screwed up. Badly. And someone died. My father said he never wanted to see my face again. So I ran and I never looked back.”
His brows furrowed sadly as he listened to her. He slowly walked over to her and wrapped his arms around her, enveloping her in a caring hug. “I’m..I’m sorry..”
“It’s alright. It was five years ago now.” She hugged him in return, resting her chin on his shoulder briefly, then pulling back. “Anyways, what do you want to get up to this evening?”
Source: notyourlittlehero
“It’s never too late to make amends?”
“I seriously don’t see why you guys can’t get along. If you could just put aside your differences..”
“I was perfectly civil, he was the one being hostile. If our differences weren’t aside, I would have stabbed him.”
She smiled, kissing the top of the cat’s head and dumping him on one of the living room chairs. She could feel his eyes on her and she sighed, knowing what he wanted, “Go on, ask your questions, Colin. I’m not a delicate flower, I won’t break.”
He looked down, rubbing the back of his neck and sighing nervously. “…What…happened?”
“I… I screwed up. Badly. And someone died. My father said he never wanted to see my face again. So I ran and I never looked back.”
Source: notyourlittlehero
“Well…uh, not all the time. You guys just got off on the wrong foot.”
“I wish I was that confident Col, but Jerk-Face and I have been getting off on the wrong foot since we were twelve.”
“You missed the part where I didn’t care.”
“You don’t care, I don’t care. Great. Now that that’s all cleared up, I’m going to go find your boyfriend.”
“Go ahead.”
“Tch.” She scoffed at him and sped off.
Source: thefinestredbird
“Don’t fight, please.”
“I’m sorry Colin. I tired to make nice, but he’s an ass.”
“Oh poor you. Boo hoo. Because being disgusting is the only solution.” Damian rolled his eyes.
“Sometimes. But I don’t need to explain myself to egotistical assholes such as yourself.”
“You missed the part where I didn’t care.”
“You don’t care, I don’t care. Great. Now that that’s all cleared up, I’m going to go find your boyfriend.”
Source: thefinestredbird
“You’re disgusting.”
“You know, somehow disgusting isn’t so bad when you’re not starving and sleeping on park benches.”
“Oh poor you. Boo hoo. Because being disgusting is the only solution.” Damian rolled his eyes.
“Sometimes. But I don’t need to explain myself to egotistical assholes such as yourself.”
Source: thefinestredbird
